"Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love."

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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29 Aug 14 at 6 pm

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

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 19055
29 Aug 14 at 5 pm

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darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

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 90602
29 Aug 14 at 5 pm

peachberrylove:

kill-dorothy:

I think this video might interest you guys.

4 days ago, Olivia Olson confirmed that Marceline and Bonnibel have dated before. The reason it has been confirmed is because the new Adventure Time book coming out soon may have details on their relationship, and their relationship obviously can’t be aired on TV because some states of America (and countries in the world) are against same-sex marriage and relationships. 

But yeah, they have indeed dated before.

Can we also talk about official Bubbline art drawn by Natasha Allgeri, former character designer and story board artist for Adventure Time, and now showrunner of Bee and Puppy Cat!?

*internal screaming*

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 8989
29 Aug 14 at 5 pm

lauurraaaa:

heartbeat-lullaby:

Too hot not to reblog
I’ll give you a dollar if you can find and send me the link to whatever video this gif came from

ayalamaria
😳

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lauurraaaa:

heartbeat-lullaby:

Too hot not to reblogI’ll give you a dollar if you can find and send me the link to whatever video this gif came from

ayalamaria
😳
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29 Aug 14 at 5 pm

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"Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need."

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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